coo-kuching-ka-choo!

for any of those who are envious of us, who have now made it to kuching (meaning cat in malay) in borneo, please employ the following program thrice daily (or as desired):

1. dig dirty clothes form the bottom of the hamper. yes, those ones. the ones you pretend to have forgotten about. (mildew is good)

2. put on crinkled smelly, mismatched ensemble along with shoes

3. hop into your shower and turn on the water full blast. protect yourself with a flimsy umbrella while marching back and forth in the tub. (the best is if some men are watching you. strangers, of course.)

4. get out of the tub and turn your thermostat to a balmy 30 degress celsius.

5. begin running about and lifting heavy awkward packages.

6. imagine eben is there.

that is all.